I like to look at referrers for two reasons.
First of all I spend a bit of time moving traffic from one point of my network to another and it makes me feel good to see my own urls in the referring list. It lets me know that the filtering system at least looks like it is working.
Secondly I want to make certain that my own in house traffic is just part of the incoming. Fresh traffic is always needed and it helps to see where that traffic is coming from. It also gives me a chance to see what directories are being productive, what social sites are working for me, and what SEs, if any, are sending traffic.
So I looked at an Asian blog at 3 this afternoon and grabbed the latest 20 referring urls (NOT including mine). The list included the following:
10 Directories (Mad Blogs, Yobt, Quality Adult Blogs, SexBlogs, ZBlogList, Adult Blog Spider, Sexblogle, Sex Blog Hunter, Porn Blog Catalog, SeoulKoreaSex)
5 Social sites (SoSo, Garamoff, Pureazn, teenthaisex, seymourtotti)
4 search engines (Google, Yahoo, AOL, and NetZero)
1 PicRush (NaughtyPrince.thumblogger)
I have 16 directories on the blog (3 are mine). So out of the 13 possible directories to send hits 10 did. Not a bad percentage but i will now have to check the other blogs I have the three unproductive directories on to see if they are producing there. I usually try to hit 25 to 30 social sites once a week for each blog so only 5 sendng hits just shows me that the Social thing isnt working for me (at least in the Asian niche). The 4 SEs sending traffic is good but I would like to see MSN on the list too. The one PicRush hit is about average.
Does this mean anything to or for anybody? Not really. The point is that it helps sometimes to get a grip on your traffic is coming from in order to decide what to do with that traffic. It also lets you judge how effective your linking system is and gives you clues on whether you need to refocus your efforts. For instanceI will stop using the social sites on this blog and invest that 15 to 20 minutes a week into improving posistion on MSN. Referring urls are just one of many things you can look at to get another piece of the puzzle.
There is no set % of what is good or bad written down anywhere. Most agree the higher the SE numbers the better. A lot feel that directory traffic is marginal at best. So knowing where your traffic is coming from is just a small part of the equation. But for stats nuts it is interesting and it also keeps you from checking your sales stats for a few hours.
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Online sex has taken on a new meaning...

The internet has enabled tens of millions of people from all parts of the world who would have never met otherwise to now meet specifically for sex and/or romance. This is biggest felt in North America.

Online personals work. This is probably the most widely kept *secret* today. Not many people will admit meeting online, and yet so many people nowadays meet online again and again.

This writer has a close friend who boasts to having steamy love affairs with over 140 women in the last two years, whom he met through online personals - on occassion having sex with two women in the SAME day. And one day, he had it with three women. Not at the same time, mind you. Rather spaced out. Morning. Afternoon. Night.

I can imagine the *stress* he was under that day. Yeah, right. I'm new to online personals myself in the last few weeks, but I now have goals to shoot for. Before hand, I was the one successful with women. It seems technology has turned the tables on me, and my friend - who'd only been with maybe 4 women his whole 32 years of life - has quickly and suprisingly outpaced me.

If you're cruising online personals for any kind of action, the most important thing to remember is to cater to your audience.

If you're going to portray yourself as a stud in an ad or a steamy singles chat room, don't be too surprised if you get jumped online by women who don't want anything more than a chance to experience what you say you can give them (yes, in this day and age of online anonymity, they will find you - trust us); and don't be surprised if they immediately ask for a pic. After all, Mr. Bigshot, you're the stud - prove yourself. If you want something more, say so in a consistent tone that tells women who it is you're after.

After all, what can any woman hope to give you other than what you ask for? Your tone, and where you are on the Net, determines your audience and your potential dates. If you're hard into classical music, go hang out in those chat rooms and make *friends* there.

Use your most passionate hobbies and preferences to find people that are deeper than the usual chat areas or singles web pages. Try checking out those hobbies online and feel free to join message boards. Just keep in mind that what you write (and where you write it) will determine who you catch.

Can I lie in my ad?

Hey, we all pad that resume when we're just starting out; but there's a difference between making things sound as well as they possibly can and outright lying. While it's certainly fun to pretend that you're actually slim with an athletic build while you're really not (or if you used to be slim and athletic like the man talked about above), the truth will eventually come back to haunt you. Horrible, horrible truth; there's no way to get around it. The point is to be reasonably honest at the beginning of any relationship - at least enough so that you don't have to explain how you put on 70 pounds and gave up deep sea diving in the two hours you spent traveling to get to her. Use your head. She's expecting to see and spend time with the man she's been writing emails to; make sure the emails reasonably fit who she meets.

If you're still thinking of pushing that 'truth' envelope, just remember that this thing can flap two ways; she can be lying to you. That little girl barely out of her teens can be a man just out of prison, and very lonely. So being honest with her allows you to insist on the same honesty. Again, we understand the desire to 'pad the resume' a bit. Women do it, too; everyone does. Just make sure your 'padding' doesn't create a myth you can't possibly hope to live up to in real life - unless, of course, neither of you were planning to meet in the first place. But since you're a man, I doubt that 'wishful thinking' will be enough. Keep it in the realm of truth.

Another thing to keep in mind: Don't rush into things, unless that's exactly what the two of you are looking for. Hey, we're adults here; some people, male and female, or just looking to get together for a bit of fun now and again. If both of you are fine with that, no problem there. One thing we deeply recommend you remember though is that you don't really know if you want this person until you meet them.

This writer once began writing emails to a woman who, in all honesty, seemed to be just what he had always been looking for: very intelligent, funny, sexually adventurous, with a pretty face, flowing dark hair, and a frankly killer body. She was even bisexual it turned out - and willing to eventually bring a friend into the bedroom for some very hot times. In other words, it seemed a virtual hit of the jackpot.

And, as those amazing emails turned into equally amazing (and steamy) two-hour daily phone calls, it seemed more and more certain that this was the most amazing thing to happen to either of us by simple emails. The calls correctly gave each person a great deal of confidence that this was bound to be the start of something beyond anything we'd thought we'd find . . .

But after a few hours of spending time with this woman on a planned weekend-long vacation and sexual romp (which was also our very first face-to-face meeting), all this writer could think of was how he could get out of the arrangement and away from this woman. Why? Because he'd found that this seemingly fascinating creature on the phone and in emails was the most pretentious windbag he'd ever met in the flesh, without a single real thought of her own. She was as physically attractive as her pics made her out to be, but that's about the only thing that didn't seem totally different about her in an actual meeting. To be fair though, the writer disappointed her in much the same way.

She didn't really lie about herself; neither did the writer lie to her. It merely seemed that aspects of our personalities that had frankly been impossible to discern by emails and a few phone calls made themselves apparent in prolonged face-to-face contact. Our 'incredible romance' never really lasted the weekend.

Therefore the only way to truly get to know someone is still the old-fashioned 'face-to-face' meeting, there's no getting around it. Had this writer's failed romance proceeded slower, to where each person could have gotten use to the unfamiliar 'body language' of the other, and began understanding the other more as a complete person, it probably would have ended quite differently. This writer has never made that same mistake again.

So even if you're looking for a simple 'hook-up', make sure you go through a ritual of writing a few emails, then making a few calls to get to know the person a bit better, then having a meeting without the unnecessary pressure that anything must happen that evening. It's always understood that the first meeting is a means to get acquainted, that's all it must necessarily mean. If something does happens later on that night . . . that's something else, and a very pleasant surprise to boot. But real compatibility - sexual or otherwise - is a stubborn thing; it only really shows itself completely in face-to-face meetings.

Once women are emailing you back, make it a point to go at least 7 email exchanges before suggesting a meeting. If she suggests a meeting sooner, go for it. At all times with your emails, remember to joke around, flirt, and most importantly TEASE!

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Sooner or later weve all heard it. Yep, Im talking about the dreaded s Just Be Friends speech from a woman were dying to be oh-so-much-more with. There are no ifs-ands-or-buts about it. It sucks. But it doesnt have to be the nail in the coffin. There is life after the s Be Friends speech, there will be opportunities to turn things around, but you have to handle things very carefully. Heres what not to do:

Beg her to reconsider. Remember you are a man, even if a very young one. Do everything possible to either date or merely sleep with her best friend. Hang around her as much as possible with a hurt, hang dog expression.

Heres why. Women have been known to change their minds but only if they start to see the man in question in a new light. Something about you currently just isnt ring her chimes. But you cant argue, beg or plead your way into her seeing you differently. What you can do is step back, reconsider and put a new game into play. Let me lay out some basic strategy for you:

When you begin to understand women and have more success, you start to realize that most women are not the type that you'd be happy with long term.

Make Yourself Scarce For Now

Dont be too available, or even go near her (if possible) for the next two or three weeks. When you do see her be pleasant but have other things to do and other places to go. You are no longer available to fix her car, go see a movie another guy wouldnt dream of, or to listen to her daily trials and tribulations. That will only cement you into the position, and the longer you stay there the harder it is to get out of it.

Dont Call Her

Making yourself scarce means you shouldnt be in contact in any way, and that includes phone calls, emails and instant messaging. If she contacts you for any reason do get back to her but not right away, and be very brief when you do. If she calls, you email. You dont want her to think youre trying to get back at her, but you do want her to know your world doesnt revolve around her (even if presently it does).

Stop Thinking About Her

This is tough but youve got to do it. If it means replacing her face with one of the hot chicks from every time you think about her do it. Remember there are more fish in the ocean. There are other women out there wholl catch your interest if you allow it to happen. The more you stay mentally focused on this one woman the more youre going to psychically repel her with your sad pathetic longing energy. Let go. Really let go and open your mind up to new possibilities.

Get A Life

Yes this is easier said than done when youre heartsick but youve got to buck up and do it. This is especially hard when you hang in the same group of friends, so it may entail making new ones. This is the time to dust off a passion and put new focus and interest into it. What is it that youve been dying to do again or try for the first time? Bungee Jump? Hike that local mountain? Get a pilots license? Go back to school? Note, when I said get a life I meant a winning life, not a losing life. This isnt the time to sit your sorry ass on the couch and leave it there gorging yourself on fast food. The only way youre going to get another go at this woman is to get her to realize shes underestimated you. If you stay put on the couch youre lucky she even pondered you in the first place.

Start Going Out

Once you start doing something you really love youre going to feel better about yourself. Thats the time to start going out and honing your social skills with women. Thats also why you need some new friends to hang out with you dont want to be trying out your new pick up lines around the woman who only wanted to be your friend. She doesnt need to see you at it when youre still a bit crushed and feel youve still got training wheels on.

You May Contact Her Only When You Feel Great

Okay, heres the deal, you can either contact her or be in the same group as her again but only after youre feeling much better than you ever imagined you could feel. Until then avoid her like the plague. She is not going to see you in a new light until you see yourself that way. Can you fake it? A bit. And do fake it if you happen to run into her too early. Dont brag. Dont talk about a fake new girlfriend. Just be pleasant, excited about some new interests and keep it short.

Once youre feeling good, once youre open to dating new women (or have in fact started to date new women), you can be in touch with her very briefly or you can hang a bit in the same group again. Only contact her with some interesting bit of information you thought shed like to know (like where a band shes really into is playing soon) not that you miss her and are dying to see her. With this you remind her that youre a thoughtful dude who knows her taste, but youre not asking her out again. When youre around her again dont avoid being in her presence, but dont push to be near here. Always ask how she is, tell her its good to see her, but dont give her compliments and dont engage in long conversation unless she backs you into a corner. Remember you have new exciting things going on.

When You Can Let Your Guard Down A Bit

You can relax a bit when she starts contacting you or seeking you outbut be careful. If she starts putting you in the friend role again because no one understands her like you head for the hills as quickly as you politely can. You are not her therapist; youre a guy who wants to get lucky with her. If she starts paying you compliments, playing with her hair while she talks to you, and tilting her head to the side while talking to you shes flirting. At that point tell her youve got to run at the moment but youve love to get together with her for coffee soon and youll call her.

Dont ask her out on a romantic date and dont call right awaygive it a couple of days. You never want your presence in her life to be like a good old reliable doormat. When you get together dont brag. If youre seeing someone else (and good for you if you are) admit to it, but hold your cards close to your chest. Be mysterious and happy about your life. Tell her about the fun new things youre up to and let her know it would be cool to do it together sometime.

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I was awakened the next morning with the bed jiggling and so in my half asleep stupor, I looked around to see what the heck was going on. There was my mother stark naked on her back only inches from me with Junior in the familiar position between her out stretched sexy legs ramming his cock in and out of her pussy. Junior had both hands on her tits fondling them while also passionately kissing my mom. She was responding to him by lifting her ass on each of his downward thrusts to maximize the penetration of his cock into her cunt. The bed was really beginning to bounce as the intensity of their fucking increased. My mom finally pulled her lips loose from Junior's lips screaming, Oh god FUCK ME! YES, YES FUCK ME. Oh god I'm cumming hard, I'm cummmmmmmmmming, oh fuck yes, harder, fuck me harder, oh yes, yes, I want you to cum too. I want you to cum in me, shoot my pussy full of your hot semen, your juicy tasting baby making hot cum. God I love being fucked so much. Please cum in me, I want to be totally filled with hot juicy baby making cum.

Junior was making some grunting sounds and appeared to be answering my mom's wish of shooting his load in her. She responded saying, Are you cuming? Are you cuming? Oh baby I want to feel your sperm inside me, I want to feel that you could be getting me pregnant if I were still fertile. I want to be your slut whore that has your baby. Oh fuck this feels so wonderful, I don't want it to ever quit, I love being a slut. Oh yes baby, I can now feel your sperm inside me, oh yes, fill me up, just keep fucking me. Keep ramming that beautiful cock of yours in me. Oh this is so wonderful. Oh my god, what am I going to do when you guys leave. Oh this is heaven, absolute heaven. FUCK ME, FUCK ME, OH YES FUCK ME DEEP AND HARD, RAM YOUR COCK IN MY CUNT, FUCK THIS MOTHER FUCKING CUNT WHORE SLUT.

My mom just moaned as Junior continued fucking her at a steady pace, ramming his dick to the hilt in her pussy. Finally he collapsed on top of her, totally exhausted. She grabbed his face giving him a very passionate tongue in mouth kiss while she wrapped her legs around his hips pulling him as tight into her as she could. She continued to wiggle her hips up and down getting every last sensation she could of having his hard dick in her pussy. She eventually relaxed and just laid there limp under Junior.

When she noticed that I was awake, she said, Good morning baby. Did we wake you up?

Well what to you think? The bed was rocking like it was on a pogo stick. Yes you woke me up, but it is a nice way to wake up seeing you laying there all naked getting your morning fuck.

I know Glenn, it is so wonderful having you horny boys around with almost constant hard dicks. I so crave being fucked. Would you like to have sloppy seconds this morning or maybe be the first one today to fuck me in the ass? It seems like its been awhile since I've had the extreme pleasure of feeling your hard cock buried deep in my ass pumping me full of your sperm.

That sounds great mom, it has been awhile since I butt fucked you. Your tight asshole always feels so good to fuck. You said to Junior that you would like for him to get you pregnant if you were fertile.

Oh I'm not fertile anymore. You took care of that two nights ago, remember? I think that one of your little tadpoles attached itself to one of my eggs and is now growing in my belly.

Of course I remember, but you said to Junior that you wanted him to get you pregnant if you were still fertile.

Whenever I get real horny and am being fucked, I desire to have whoever is fucking me to get me pregnant. I don't know why, it is just a feeling that comes over me at times. I'm sure you have impregnated me the other night and if you didn't, then I'm sure I have a black baby growing in my belly from either Jack or Craig. Anyway, I'm sure I'm no longer fertile.

By this time Junior had rolled off my mom and she turned over onto her stomach offering her ass to me. Junior had reached for the Vaseline, squeezed out a big glob onto his finger saying, Here, let me prepare your ass Jackie for you son's cock. He reached over and very energetically stuck his middle finger up my mom's ass as she groaned with pleasure.

She enthusiastically wiggle her ass while also reaching back with both hands to spread her buns responding, Have I ever told you how much I love having my asshole played with, especially having your finger shoved up my ass? You can prepare my ass anytime sweetie. Oh dam your finger feels so good up inside my ass, I can't wait to feel Glenn's cock in my ass. Ohhhh yes, now use two fingers please. Oh shit I love having you guys around. Oh yes Junior, finger fuck my tight asshole, it feels sooo good. Junior continued probing her ass first with one finger then with two, shoving them up her ass as far as he could.

He eventually removed his hand saying, Your mom's ass is all yours Glenn, fuck your slut mother really good and hard. I love to watch her get fucked all most as much as I love to fuck her myself. I wasted no time in straddling my mom's hips as I lowered my pelvis down toward her ass guiding my cock into her enlarged asshole. With very little pressure, the head of my cock disappeared inside her bunghole.

She immediately reached back to spread her buns making it easier for me to get my cock deep inside her sexy hot ass saying, Oh yes sweetie, fuck your perverted mother's asshole good, pound your cock into me real hard, I want some rough sex in my ass. Ohhhhh fuck me good. I want to be fucked hard. She moaned as I continued forcing more of my hard cock deep inside her asshole. I did not stop until every inch of my dick was buried inside her butt. I then began to pump her ass with long hard strokes, fucking her butt with as much energy as I could muster. My mom began to really moan in ecstasy as my balls began bouncing off her ass cheeks. It did not take me very long to cum as my mom used her sphincter muscle to squeeze my cock. Within minutes I was filling my mom's ass with cum, she just moaned as she willingly received yet another load of cum into her sexy body.

Junior had in the meantime moved around in front of my mom to enable her to suck his cock, which she did without any hesitation. Junior being the young stud he is, was hard again with my mother deep throating him. It is always amazing to see my mother take an entire cock down her throat. She was acting like she wanted even more cock down her throat. Some day I'm going to find a guy with a 10 or 11 inch cock and see if she can deep throat it. With Junior and I, she only has to deep throat 7 or so inches of cock.

As my cock began to shrink, my mom released Junior's cock from her mouth saying, I want you guys to switch.

I exclaimed, But mom, my cock has just been up your ass.

I know sweetie, but when I get this horny, I feel so nasty and I don't care where your cock has been. It could be in some other women's ass as far as I am concerned. In fact that sounds so hot, I want to do that some day. I want you to be fucking some whore's asshole while I am eating her pussy and then let me immediately deep throat you after you have dumped your load in her butt. Then I want to lick her ass clean of all your cum.

Right now I just want to suck your cock while Junior fucks my ass. I need to be fucked some more. I wasn't going to argue with my mother about this, so I pulled my cock out of her ass and scooted above her head while Junior took my place straddling her hips with his hard dick pointing straight at her enlarged cum drenched asshole. She opened her mouth wide as I slipped my semi-hard cock between her lips. She took my entire cock in her mouth on the first shot and then pulled back so she could lick my dick all over like it was a popsicle. Then she pulled my cock totally into her mouth again as she began to deep throat me.

Junior had his cock buried totally inside her ass by this time and was grunting as he fucked her butt for all he was worth. He was really pounding her ass hard making her body move forward each time he rammed his cock in her. This caused my cock to go deeper down her throat to my complete delight. My cock was already responding to my mother's oral action while she was getting another load of cum dumped into her sweet sexy ass. I could see and feel Junior lurching each time he squirted another glob of cum up my mother's hot ass. Finally Junior collapsed on top of my mother being totally exhausted.

My mother would not let go of my dick until she coaxed another small load of cum out of me. She gave my cock a good sucking and licking as it began to shrink inside her warm mouth. I pulled my cock free and laid back also exhausted. She then wiggled her ass saying to Junior, Are you sure you have squirted all of your tasty hot juicy cum up my ass? You know how I love being ass fucked by you young studs, I love the feeling of your cock sliding through my asshole and then sensing your cum being dumped inside me. You can do this all day long to me if you want. I hope some day I get to be gang banged by dozens of men who love to fuck a woman's ass.

Mom, you are becoming the hottest nastiest slut I have ever heard of.

I know sweetie, and it's all your fault you big stud. You have awakened the sexual drive in me that I didn't know I had. She then turned around moving so her ass was in my face saying, Now how would you like to lick your mom's freshly fucked asshole?

I just smiled at her sticking out my tongue. She moved closer so I could easily lick her butt. I used my tongue to clean up Junior's cum that was running out of her ass and down her thighs. I used my thumbs to pull her buns apart to open up her asshole which allowed more of Junior's cum to flow out her ass. She said to Junior, Come over here sweetheart and let me suck that wonderful cock of yours while my little boy eats my ass. Junior positioned himself so my mom could suck his cock that had just been fully inserted in her ass only moments before.

We were all pretty spent by now and once I had licked my mom's ass clean of cum, I rolled over and took a nap. When I woke I checked my watch to realize that it was after 1 o'clock in the afternoon. I was by myself, neither my mom or Junior were around. I got up and showered. I was really hungry and so headed downstairs to look for some food. As I turned to go into the kitchen, I caught out of the corner of my eye, someone in the living room. Thinking it was either Junior or my mom, I started to say something when I noticed that what I saw was a skinny butt between some legs. There was my naked mom lying on her robe on the couch spread eagle, and some guy kneeing between her legs with his pants down around his ankles with his butt facing me. His dick was obviously buried in her cunt. My god, my mom was in the middle of another fucking session, but I did not know who's butt I was looking at.

They did not see me so I just stood there and watched for awhile. The guy was holding onto my mother's ankles spreading her legs as he pounded his cock into her cunt grunting every time he thrust his cock into her. My mom was encouraging him on with every stroke saying, Yes Davey, fuck me, yes, yes, yeeees, oh yes, harder, deeper, oh yess. You are doing great Davey, yes, yes, you are fucking me real good. I realized that it was a kid I had gone to school with since about the 6th grade, he was a tall skinny guy and a bit on the nerdy side.

As I stood there my mom finally caught sight of me and winked but did not say a thing. I was getting another hard on watching my mother being fucked, it was so hot to see her lying there in the nude on her back, legs spread, a cock in her cunt and her tits bouncing as she is being fucked. Suddenly Davey began to really groan, my mom sensed that he was about to erupt and said, Oh Davey, yes, yes pump me full of your cum, fill my fuck hole with your juices, fill your friend's mom's pussy with your semen, don't hold back, shoot your load in me baby, just fuck me with all you got. It is so exciting to know that I am your first fuck and that you have lost your virginity with me, that my pussy is the first pussy your cock has been inside. Oh baby fuck me good. Davey suddenly lurched forward deep into my mom's twat while twitching his buns as he unloaded his cum into my mom's cunt. My mom had reached up pulling his hips into hers as tightly as she could get him, wanting to feel his cock deep inside her pussy.

I was not sure what to do, except my hard cock wanted relief so I just pulled my dick out of my pants and began to stroke it. Davey collapsed on top of my mom, she put her arms around him holding him tight against her bare tits. She said to him, How was it Davey? Didn't it feel better than when you jack yourself off?

Davey pulled his head back looking at my mom nodding yes. She gave him a sweet kiss on the lips saying, It will get better each time sweetie. Uhh I like it when you twitch your buns, do it again.

Davey began to twitch his buns again, making his cock twitch inside my mom. She just moaned saying, Oh yes, squeeze my tits when you do that. Davey raised himself up some placing both hands on her tits and began squeezing them while flexing his buns. My mom raised her knees up while grabbing his buns pulling him into her as hard as she could saying, Uhh I love being fucked. Doesn't that feel so good, your cock inside a warm hole all full of tasty juice that you dumped inside me. I am so excited that I have the first load of cum you ever deposited in a women's cunt. I hope you will want to do me again sometime?

Davey looked down at her, nodding yes as she let go of his buns, taking his face in her hands and giving him a very passionate kiss while wigging her ass into his crotch. When she released his lips, she said, Now remember my pussy is available for you most anytime. Next time we will fuck in my bed and take more time for really hot sex.

Davey simply responded with an, OK.

Now remember when I told you that I have had other young lovers like you before?

Yes, I remember.

Well, I'll tell you who he is if you promise that you will not tell anyone else, OK? I mean that this has got to be a real promise!

Oh yes, yes, I promise. I'll never tell anyone.

I need for you to swear on your mother's grave.

I will not tell a soul, not one.

OK then, I want you to look toward the doorway, he is standing there right now looking like he would like fuck me again. Davey slowly turned his head in my direction with a very surprised look on his face.

I stood there with my hard cock in my hand saying, Yes Davey, I fuck my mother and if you ever tell, I'll tell your friends about some of the things you did when we were kids.

As I walked toward them, Davey began to get up but my mom grabbed him saying, Don't get up too fast sweetie, I want to feel your cock slowly slip out of my pussy. I just can't get enough of the sensation of cocks sliding in and out of my pussy. Uhhh that's so good, now I want you to stand and let me lick your cock clean so I can taste your cum. Davey stood up and my mom slid off the couch onto her knees in front of him taking his limp cock immediately into her mouth and began sucking him.

I just watched as my mom sucked on Davey's cock and fondled his balls. His dick was responding to her sucking mouth as it began to harden. I was really horny and wanted to get my rocks off so I said to my mom, Why don't you lay down on the couch and spread those sexy legs so I can mount you. Davey can then move over to the end of the couch where he can fuck your mouth.

My mom heard me and agreed. She removed her mouth from Davey's cock and crawled back up on the couch spreading her legs and resting her head on the arm rest. She took Davey's cock in her hand and pulled him around so she could suck his cock. I immediately dropped my pants, mounted my mom sliding my hard cock directly into her dripping cunt and began to fuck her. I grabbed her tits and worked them over getting her nipples very erect. Davey was in the meantime busy fucking her mouth. She had tipped her head back which allowed her to take his entire cock down her throat. In fact she had reached around his butt pulling him tight into her mouth. She seemed to be able to maintain his cock down her throat for quite some time.

I was really hot and horny and just plowed away at my mother's cunt; I was banging her pussy really hard causing my balls to bounce off her ass cheeks while at the same time I was working over her big tits, firmly squeezing them and pinching her erect nipples. As I felt my balls beginning to erupt, my mom suddenly thrust her hips up very hard while making some noises that I could not decipher because she had a mouth full of cock. I knew she was having an orgasm and so I let it happen, I pumped every drop of semen I could muster into her. When I looked up I saw that Davey was also unloading another load of his cum into her mouth as her cheeks were caved in from the intense sucking she was doing. We were loading her up from both ends, I knew she was in hog heaven, having two young studs dumping their loads of cum in her. The only thing she would like better would be having another guy fucking her in the ass filling her bowels with cum at the same time.

I slowly pulled my cock free from my mom's dripping cunt and sat down on a nearby chair. I watched Davey withdrew his cock from my mother's sucking mouth; she did not readily release his cock, she held onto his balls while she licked his cock clean. Once she finished, Davey stepped away and moved over to another chair looking totally exhausted and somewhat bewildered.

My mom relaxed on the couch with her feet together but with her legs widely separated giving me a great view of her cum oozing pussy. I said, Shit mom, your cunt is overflowing with cum, what a site!

She responded as she looked over at me with a big smile while she also squeezed her own tits, Oh baby, I love it that I can be so nasty around you. Why don't you get Junior's digital camera and take some shots of my pussy. I want to have some great photos of my cum dripping cunt for Junior to see and put on the internet, I want shots for all to see showing cum dripping from my pussy. I thought this to be a great idea and ran to get the camera. When I returned my mom had not moved and was quietly waiting for me while on her back with her legs spread. I focused the camera in on her cunt and take a couple dozen or so pictures, half of them as close-ups. I had her reach down and spread her pussy lips letting me get some great close up shots. When she pulled her pussy lips apart, more cum oozed out of her cunt and ran down her crack to her asshole. God, what a hot group of photos, her pussy lips were puffy and reddened from being fucked twice, her cunt looked good enough to eat which I did when I finished photographing her twat.

I sat the camera down and got down on my knees sticking my head between my mother's spread legs immediately taking her cunt lips into my mouth and began to suck and lick her clean. I licked her entire crack taking extra time licking her asshole. She let out a low moan as my tongue found her clit and my finger probed her ass. I just worked my face into her crotch licking, sucking, and tonguing every square inch of her pussy and ass; I also shoved my finger as deep into her ass as I could. She placed her hand on the back of my head pushing my face firmly into her cunt while she began to oscillate her hips in response to the climax building within her. She moaned and groaned until finally she screamed, YES, OH YES, YES I LOVE IT, OH FUCK I'MMMM CUMMMMMING, I'MMM CUMMMMING, OH FUCK ME, THIS IS SOOOOO GOOD. OH SHIT I DON'T WANT THIS TO EVER END, OHHHHH I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, OH YES MAKE ME CUM AND CUM AND CUM, OH GLENN DON'T STOP SUCKING ME, BUT I WISH I HAD A YOUR BIG COCK IN MY ASS RATHER THAN YOUR FINGER, OHHHH YES, YESSSSS EAT ME.

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'If you think the online dating arena is a bastion of socially inept people who can't master bar-scene trolling, check your watch -- Internet dating has actually become cool. 'Since the '90s dot-com boom, more people are comfortable on the Web,' says Jane Rinzler Buckingham, president of trend-tracking agency Youth Intelligence and a Cosmo contributing editor. 'If we use it to find airline tickets and jobs, why not love?' Plus, it's efficient. 'You can instantly get the lowdown on dozens of men,' says Hannah*, 27, who has used her keyboard to connect with several guys.

Everyone is doing it -- because it works. Nearly 18 million people visited personals sites in January 2001, according to Internet tracking firm Jupiter Media Metrix. Date.com averages one marriage per week between people who met on its site.'

So, considering that 80% of women in the U.S. have tried online dating, you can only imagine how many are actively looking right now. Between 50 and 60 million women (in America) at any given time are using online personals to meet men.

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Finally, it arrives! Sorry its taken me so long to crank this out, and lets hope that it turns out to be something

Firstly, let me be clear- Im not doing interviews on the New Years Event. Sorry.

Secondly, a quick recap of Christmas- BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. I love my family dearly, but I also love actual peace and quiet as much if not more. In my opinion, Christmas is just a day more or less like any other- I dont need my family any more or less on that day to make it any more special. We make the best with what we have and we must be content with that. That being said, I loved my Christmas.
As a retail worker around the holiday season, I get to take part in the orgiastic free-for-all that is Christmas Shopping. I get to watch people stepping on each others necks for the best and/or last shirt/sweater/ring/video game/bottle of perfume/egg role. I get to see all the screaming and the shouting and the haranguing and the feigned Christmas spirit- anyone that works retail knows exactly what Im talking about. This Christmas, a few new pet peeves have crept into my ever-expanding repertoire of bêtes noires. Lets address them all here, shall we?

Ill start by addressing the issue of getting stupid responses to valid questions. All right, I have a lot of tolerance for stupidity. I have to, as I work with the public. I can bear the stupidest questions in the world- is this really the price? or do you have any secret discounts? or, my personal favorite, this is the Sunglass Hut? Do you have any sunglasses? That last one mostly comes up in jest, but one would be surprised how often it comes up in seriousness. What I find I cannot bear is the following- it is entirely acceptable for a person to acknowledge while searching for sunglasses that they, at the moment, dont have a clue what they are looking for (as searching for any accessory is often quite difficult). It is also acceptable to admit that one cant explain why one does or doesnt like something. What is NOT acceptable is anything resembling the following exchange.

Customer- excuse me, sir, I need your help.
Me- sure! How is our search going today? Do you have any specific questions you need answered?
Customer- well, Im looking for some sunglasses.
Me- okay, thats a start. Are we looking for sport, classic or fashion?
Customer- um, I dont know. Likewell, like, you know, like, yeah. I need some sunglasses.
Me-..okay. So do you want a plastic frame or a metal frame?
Customer- well, you know, like, I need something thats likewell, you know, likes all you know, you know?
Me-um, all right. So do you have a particular use in mind for them? Do you need them for sports, like skiing or snowboarding? Or perhaps fishing? Maybe you need them for driving? Or are you just looking for something that looks nice?
Customer- like, I need some sunglasses foryou know, like stuff and such, like that I can wear like, all the time, andwell, you know, while Im doing stuff and all that.
Me-okay. So you need sunglasses you can wear. Is this correct?
Customer- YES!
Me-..all right. Well, do you have a preferred brand, perhaps Prada or Oakley or Ray-Ban?
Customer- [blank look]
Me- [picking out a random pair of sunglasses to get the ball rolling] Okay, try these on and lets see how they work out.
Customer- [trying on sunglasses]
Me- So, how are they?
Customer- well theyre allyou know, like.you knowthey justre allyou know.
Me-really? Are they too big or too small?
Customer- theyre like.well, look, you know.
Me- umare they too sporty or too fashionable?
Customer- I think theywell, theyre likewell, I meanyou knowwell, you know.
Me- well, can you tell me what you think is wrong with theme, in your own words?
Customer- well, theyre all just likewell, you know, with the likewell its likeyou know, and stuff.

At this point, my head normally explodes. NO I DONT KNOW, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOTHERING TO ASK MY HELP WHEN YOU CANT EVEN ANSWER A FUCKING SIMPLE QUESTION WITH TWO POSSIBLE ANSWERS- TWO, DOS, DEUX, DUE, 2, 01, ZWEI?! I am not out there asking you to describe every possible shade and tone of color present in the Michelangelos The Last Supper! Im asking you to answer questions where Im providing the answer for you! The words and you know are not words encoding information- at best, they are function words indicating that you are still planning speech; they are NOT informed, reasonable answers to my questions! Why are you bothering to even shop for anything at all if you cant form a sentence that carries meaning at all?! When it comes to playing this horrible, horrible game, I have found that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, gay men are the worst. They are absolutely and completely unable to form an opinion on anything at all.


My next major pet peeve is the word
DO NOT EVER CALL ME I am not your I dont know you, and I dont want to know you if the first words out of your mouth are sup buddy? Buddy is an unacceptable form of address, ESPECIALLY when I am older than you are (a lot of college freshmen and sophomores seem to think it is now their right to use diminutives with people both larger and elder than they- this is NOT the case). Also, do not call me or and (holmes?) are all perfectly acceptable, but DO NOT EVER PRESUME TO CALL ME BUDDY IF YOU ARE A PERFECT STRANGER. It is unacceptably presumptuous to suppose that I am one of your I have and you, sir, are not one of them. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

Teenagers are also becoming an increasingly large annoyance to me. This was not previously the case, but then again, work (and life, actually) wasnt like being buried neck deep in a landfill until I moved back to Eugene. Things change, I suppose.
Teenagers need not come into my store and presume I want to talk to them. I am perfectly happy to help them in a retail associate-customer relationship- I have no problem with this, even if they have no intention of buying anything. I DO have problems with the following questions-
- Do you have a girlfriend?
- Are you married?
- How much do you get paid?
- Do you ever just want to start yelling at customers when they are being stupid? (said without a trace of sarcasm; the irony on that one is generally almost enough for me to want to start busting skulls, but as Im on camera, I have to restrain my natural URGE TO KILL)
- Can I have some of your dinner? (while Im eating dinner)
- Do you go to high school around here? (I get that one far too often for comfort)
- So, like, whats your most expensive sunglass in here? (after being shown the Versace sunglasses with Swarovski Crystal) OMG WUT SORT OF FAG WULD PAY THAT MUCH $$$$ 4 SUNGLASSES SRSLY! (I put it in AIM speak to emphasize their idiotic tones of voice)

Just to clarify- I AM NOT AT WORK TO BE YOUR PERSONAL DANCING MONKEY, NOT FOR $8/HOUR IM NOT. Shut up and do your business in the store, then get the hell out so I can clean up after your sorry ass. I dont have any desire to converse with about the fact that your junior varsity football team has a game coming up and you need some shades to look dank to pull some chicks. YOURE FUCKING SIXTEEN YEARS OLD! I think having two older brothers was enough to pound it into my head that at 16, I was pretty much a piece of social flotsam worthy of nothing more than whatever attention my by chance fall upon me. I find that the vast majority of the 16 year olds traipsing around the mall need to have that same lesson pounded into their heads, preferably by an industrial sledge hammer, or one of those jack-hammers used to break up heavy concrete blocks.

I am also exceedingly discomfited by the teenage girls that find themselves to be exceedingly attractive and flirt with me. Aside from the fact that I THOUGHT I was obviously homosexual, the entire scenario that they seem to propose is just alarming. These girls come crawling in from their BFE high schools (Im looking at you, Veneta, Cottage Grove and Roseburg) and think theyre pretty enough to flirt up a storm with every man they see. First of all- there be somethin in the water out in these places, because these girls are oogly. I cannot describe the sorts of deformities Ive seen, especially in the tooth region- and I thought Id seen everything when I met the Spanish girl who had prehensile upper teeth (I swear to God!). Apparently, I was wrong. I am not being paid enough to stand around and get hit on by ugly girls from the countryside. This is NOT APPEALING TO ME. At least, its about as appealing as staring down the business end of a shotgun for being a professed sodomite, which I expect is what I'd encounter if I ever worked up the courage to investigate the source of these hideous monstrosities calling themselves "girls" (and "human"). But then again, thats just me.

I try really hard not to be a brand snob, and believe me, Ive had to become a LOT more tolerant after moving to Eugene because, well, this place is a dumping ground for human garbage, something like the Pacific Trash Vortex is for ocean trash. But after watching the people pacing back and forth in the mall, its time I made a special announcement to clear things up for people. Please listen carefully-
AÉROPOSTALE IS NOT A LEGITIMATE
AND OF CLOTHING TO WEAR IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 15! Please get this through your heads. I am begging you. If I see one more 35 year-old man sporting an Aéropostale polo-shirt with the collar popped, Im going to hang myself from my own entrails- and Im about 78% serious on that one. Let me explain to you folks about the nature of Aéropostale. The story goes something like this.
In terms of our hierarchy of lifestyle brands in the teen market, the top is dominated by the Abercrombie and Fitch-Hollister duo, exporting a very particular and image of WASP origins (no need to explain why various activist groups have successfully sued them for racial discrimination in their hiring policies). Like it or not, the fact that they charge as much as they do to weed out the poor, their company legitimately began in 1892 and the fact that they continue to attract their desired clientele (in shape white kids with ), their image keeps on chugging along, a juggernaut of sorts in the teenage and 20-something social circles (remember, a whole generation of us has grown up in the shadow of the A F brand image). Stepping down one tier from the top we have American Eagle, which takes the basic styles of Abercrombie and adds its own touches- brighter colors, more vibrant, if gaudier patterns, slightly lower quality and durability- while also dialing down the price (often times only half of what Abercrombie charges for similar items). American Eagle does a decent job of appropriating the preppy style typified by Abercrombie and Fitch designs and making it their own, while also managing to preserve some suggestion of the original flavor of the style.
But then you have Aéropostale. A copy of a copy. Aéropostale hasnt had an original idea since its inception, save to make the same clothes found at American Eagle even gaudier, brighter, uglier and cheaper. I didnt realize American Eagle could be made less expensive than it already was, but then I remembered that if you completely abandon all standards of design and quality, it becomes real easy to do. Aéropostale is the teenage, lower-class, prêt-à-porter lifestyle brand thats equivalent to the tenth generation photo-copy of a photograph- useless, ugly garbage that bears no resemblance to whatever was originally in the picture. I ask myself what sort of life-style are they hoping to showcase- one-step above poverty level and shockingly unaware of the fashion trends that have come and gone over the past year? Going out in a flashy Aéropostale polo with the collar popped screams I desperately want to fit into this lifestyle and income bracket but fail miserably and am too blind to realize it! I also am dangerously out of touch with modern culture and class, as popped collars went out AGES ago for everyone except young teens! (who have carte blanche to do as they please because theyre basically retarded, regardless of how you slice the pie). For the love of God, I dont care if people under 22-ish continue to shop at Aéropostale- and oddly enough, I dont notice nearly as many girls flaunting their from that store- but please, please, PLEASE, we DONT need a newsletter announcing that you have no taste or class. Stick to the generic graphic tees and the jeans, please, and if you MUST wear the patterned polo, put your fucking collar down and wear a coat. And if you're over 25 wearing Aéropostale, ...well, I guess I more or less just have sympathy for you in your a) ignorance and b) apparent poverty, as sporting Aéropostale like it's the latest and greatest is, well, just sad. Probably almost as sad as the energy I invest in my blogs thinking that someone might read it some day (but I can pretend, right?)

I feel the need to touch on everyones favorite holiday mall subject, whether youre just a mindless consumer or a mindless slave in the retail engine- CHILDREN IN THE MALL. I am only going to tell you parents this once- DO NOT
ING YOUR CHILDREN TO THE MALL until they can mind themselves, obey your commands and speak in full sentences, with subjects and predicates. There are NO EXCUSES short of my baby-sitter was decapitated by a runaway chainsaw this afternoon or I just gave birth in the womans restroom that are acceptable.

Another thing that people need to get through their heads would make everyones life much easier- or at least I like to think it would- is the rules of Mall Traffic. When walking in the mall, obey the rules of the road. Firstly, if you are walking slowly, keep to the right. Allow those people in a hurry to pass you on the left. I have yet to be in a shopping mall anywhere that does not have some sort of middle divider down its walking arcades, whether it be a physical division, stalls and kiosks or visual displays and benches- for the love of God, walk on the right, just as you drive on the right, and treat each side as you treat the sides of a freeway. When approaching a blind corner, slow down and use caution. If you intend to stop, pull out of the walking areas, so as to allow others to pass- DO NOT STOP IN THE MIDDLE AND BLOCK TRAFFIC. If you need to make a turn or exit the walking area, do so in a timely manner. DO NOT form groups walking abreast at the same speed- move in small groups in a single file line, or as close to that ideal as conversation allows. And most importantly, STAY ALERT. Seriously. I am to the point where I just want to start stepping on people because they form huge groups and move at a glacial pace (which just thrills me).

I will warn all of you that like shopping at night of the following- I like night shopping as well as the next fellow, but for the love of GOD- do NOT walk into a store in the mall at 9:01pm (or however many minutes past closing time) and expect to be allowed to shop. You are not the Queen (or King) of England. Stores (save for the anchor stores like Macy's or Nordstrom) in the mall close when the mall closes, and you dont get special treatment just because you happen to be in the mall past closing time. I will admit that I have been known to sneak into a store at 2 minutes to close and do a little quick shopping- this is not a technical violation of Retail Etiquette (its roughly equivalent to, say, returning a gift that someone has given you for something you like more). What is unacceptable is waltzing into a store at even one minute past the closing time and expecting to both shop and be served. WE POST MALL HOURS FOR A REASON. IF YOU COME IN PAST THEM, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EXPECT SERVICE! Not only is it rude but its also condescending to assume that we have no better place to be than serving you. The moment that the clock strikes the appropriate hour and the last customer is out the door, we are FREE of the burden of serving your sorry, disrespectful ass. We get paid to suck up between the fixed hours as posted by the mall or on the outside of our store- NOT during the hours you feel may be appropriate. I dont care if you intend to spend $5,000 during the ten minutes past closing (okay, maybe thats a lie, but you get what Im saying), I dont want you in my store- I want to close the store, go home and pretend that I have a life (again, we can all pretend, right?).

Perhaps the last thing I will comment on is a bit more deep than the previous sections of this rant, but its also a bit shorter. It really saddens me that we feel the need to perpetuate the myth that during the Christmas season we embrace the ideals of peace, love and charity, when in reality we all become even more possessive, selfish and greedy than during the rest of the year combined- myself included. In the same vein as my earlier comment about Christmas, why does it have to be this time of year that we feel this way? Why cant it be all year? Id much rather just give up the charade of Christmas Good Will and all that hoo-haw-bullshit and acknowledge that we need to be better people, not just during Christmas, but during the entire year. Im starting to think that perhaps the Jews had the right idea with their Yom Kippur

Well, thats it for now, all. The yearly Holiday Retail Blog is done- and only a few weeks late to boot.

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So she sent him a text message, saying, t drink too much. His succinct reply:
It wasnt the only conversation shed ever had with him about drinking, and it was far from an in-depth one. She just decided a little screen reminder wouldnt hurt.
Texting may be seen by many as the next generational divide, with teenagers seemingly always moving their thumbs across a cellphone keypad and their parents wondering why they dont just dial the phone and have a real conversation.
But drug and alcohol prevention advocates are now suggesting that parents of teenagers consider joining the digital conversation, particularly so they can use text and e-mail messages to keep a dialogue open with their kids about avoiding risky behavior.
The Partnership for a Drug-Free America, with support from the MetLife Foundation, recently surveyed 1,000 teenagers on how they would like to have their parents talk to them about drugs and alcohol. The results released last week stated that 23 percent would prefer to have a serious conversation with their parents about drugs and alcohol use over e-mail or cellphone. But only 3 percent of 1,000 parents surveyed were opting to communicate with their kids this way.
Those other parents may be missing an important opportunity to keep a discussion going with their kids, argues Steve Pasierb, president of the partnership.
This is Generation Text, Pasierb said. We can lament the fact that all this texting is going on, or we can decide to use it to our advantage.
For parents or teens who find it awkward to have a face-to-face dialogue about tough subjects, e-mails and texts can ease the tension, Pasierb said, comparing those communications to the conversations parents deliberately bring up with their kids in the car, where neither has to look each other in the eye. Some teens have trouble opening up when theyre face-to-face with you. So you have to look for another way to get them talking, he said.
Pasierb isnt advocating digital communications as a complete substitute for in-person talks. Instead, text messages can be used for reminders or conversation starters. On a day where something happens, like when Lindsay Lohan smashes up her car while drunk or Heath Ledger dies of a prescription drug overdose, you can text or e-mail them and say, Did you hear about this?
Parents tend to think about this as if you have the one big scary conversation with your kids about drinking or taking drugs, Pasierb said. But it shouldnt just be one conversation; it should be lots of little conversations.
Its hard for me, a parent whose kids teenage years still lie a few years off in the future, to imagine having conversations with them this way. So at first blush, I scoffed at this new message this survey is sending parents, thinking a screen exchange too trivial for such a serious topic.
Then again, it is hard to argue against the importance of learning to speak the language that your kids speak, and it does seem that every teenager I know who texts has a parent who texts them back.
Beth Evans is among those parents who exchange texts with their kids. But she cant imagine taking on tough topics with her 16-year-old and 12-year-old sons this way.
The Oakland mother is also a high school teacher who has learned how to spot the hunched-over posture of a teenager. She is frustrated that so many in the generation rudely type through classes, meals and conversations with adults and dont seem to understand that some topics cant be covered properly with merely an exchange of screen shorthand and clever abbreviations.
Kids need to know that some conversations are too important to have in a text conversation, Evans said. I dont want my son to remember a great text I sent him, I want him to remember some great advice I gave him in person.
Still, Evans has discovered, as many parents do, that texting is a good way to keep tabs on a teenagers whereabouts. It also can be a way for her son to ask for help without his friends spotting him calling Mommy.
I told my son if hes ever in a situation where he feels like hes gong to have to say to something his friends are doing, then he should text me, Evans said. Then I will call him, and he can just blame me for having to leave.
Claire Preschel, a mother of four sons, three of them teenagers, also sees texting as another way to let her kids know shes keeping a close watch. But unlike some parents who only grudgingly use the technology, Preschel sees a lot of advantages. For instance, when she asks one of her kids in a text if theres a parent home at the friends house they are visiting, they cant claim later that they thought they told her something different than they did.
s no argument later about what they said, and theres no waffling with a text message; they have to give me an answer, the Teaneck mom said.
While Preschel has never actually brought up the subject of drinking or drugs in a text-message exchange with her sons, she does see some value in having some serious conversations over the screen. For example, instead of feeling like she is nagging her oldest son about finishing his college applications, she can ask for an update in a text.
I really do think that e-mailing or texting is a very effective way to communicate with your teenager, specifically because its what they prefer, she said.
This is the world they know, she added. We need to be able to step into their world.
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